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Not content to just have Michael "The Turd" Bay ruin the second Transformers movie like he did the first, the people in charge decided to take a stab at the video game tie-in as well.
So good job retards. Aside from the epileptic gameplay, cramped maps, worthless gamma settings, unacceptable frame rates, closed world, worthless AI and repetitive missions, the most mindboggling omission is the controls. They are in fact so stupid that they make the game unplayable. And that is no small achievement.
The only redeeming feature is that at least in the game, the Transformers don’t act and talk like children and there are zero attempts at comic relief.
I can only take this as a personal insult to my childhood. Now I can’t wait until you retards butcher "Gunnm" as well. Fuckers! I hope you get pirated to bankruptcy, shot in the face and buried in a shallow grave.
